Taken, A Movie Review
Taken was an awesome movie, there’s even a lesson in it: Never speak to strangers, or you’ll end up getting kidnapped.
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi-Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Zeus and Aslan, making him a God in tow religions. He also punches wolves. Why would you try to kidnap his family?
The answer is: to make an incredibly awesome movie. For people that are fidgety I wouldn’t let you watch this. I was a little nauseous in some scenes. And then bro-fisted my brother when the guy got ran over by a truck. All I gotta say for that scene is: Karma’s a witch.
Even though some of the movie was like “this is creepy s***” it was still good. Including the scenes where Liam Neeson kicks butt. I would rate it PG-13. I would not recommend it to anyone younger than that.
I can’t wait to inevitably watch Taken 2. 3 1/2 stars, because of its sheer awesomeness.