Let’s Just Say That This Is An Excuse
As I now have three blogs (including this one) and one I’m currently working on, I won’t be updating this blog. Like, for a month or so. So, I just want to tell you that I’m MAKING SURE TO UPDATE MY OTHER BLOGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE, LIKE, FIVE POSTS (less with It’s Just My Opinion) AND THIS HAS about…. I don’t know. A lot more than the other ones, though.
So, after a brief soiree with writer’s block I have finally managed to sit down barf some words out. This is going to be a rant because I’m in the mood for complaining because I’ve read Some Offense Intended (http://someoffenseintended.wordpress.com/) and I just feel like coming out and saying this.
Why must Lady Gaga be so stupid?
Yesterday my brother was at the last year for his Science Fair thinga-ma-jig and guess what we had to listen to? Lady Gaga.
We were praying for a 30-second ad to prolong us from having to watch crap. Thankfully we didn’t have to watch both the songs because they were both uneven (we were so giddy).
But it still begs the question: Why do people like these songs?
I mean, what are they about again? Something about Poker Faces (I actually like playing Poker with Monopoly money so I really hated this song) and dancing? Well, both those songs were a ton of Bull-feces.
The lyrics were unbearable, the singing was shitty and I don’t even know why I even stayed in the basement when it was playing.
So, the court of Sweet Feet chooses the verdict with the head chairman YoungBlogger02: LADY GAGA IS A POX UPON HUMANITY!!! I HATE HER FREAKIN’ MUSIC SO D*MN MUCH!!! The chair has spoken.
Signed, sealed and done, YoungBlogger02
As tomorrow marks the two-month anniversary of my blog, I’d like to start with a celebration…. And this means a speech written in third-person.
YoungBlogger02 sat down at the laptop, her fingers aimed at the keys. She looked down at the eight subscribers she had and continued to write her short speech.
“Tomorrow marks the bi-monthly anniversary of this glorious blog known as Sweet Feet (My feet aren’t actually sweet.) where I have held great pride when posting.
I have changed my blog’s title twice in hopes of getting more followers (on Wattpad, I have 49) but there is one that I have finally stuck with: Sweet Feet.
I know that some of my posts are long and some of my posts are shorter than you’d like but they still are all near and dear to my heart. And I hope you all know that I mostly just post on Mom’s laptop.”
She bowed as the audience clapped, her head filled with emotions. Well, if you can count snark as an emotion. She couldn’t wait to unleash that the next day.
Now, when I started planning this blog I had a metal mouth. (Below.)
But when I finally made it, I already had a retainer and an acute obsession for owls. But what I could tell, I was going to be an amazing blogger. I was going to be a WordPress Champion. Sure, that hasn’t happened yet but it will in the future.
-Sincerely, your snarky blogger, Therese AKA YoungAuthor02
Three words: Lets. Dig. In.
“Let’s see here: 1023 packs of Keebler, twelve ounces of eggnog, and chocolate- covered Betty Crocker cookies”