Another Post

Another Post

So, after a brief soiree with writer’s block I have finally managed to sit down barf some words out. This is going to be a rant because I’m in the mood for complaining because I’ve read Some Offense Intended (http://someoffenseintended.wordpress.com/) and I just feel like coming out and saying this.

Why must Lady Gaga be so stupid?

Yesterday my brother was at the last year for his Science Fair thinga-ma-jig and guess what we had to listen to? Lady Gaga.

We were praying for a 30-second ad to prolong us from having to watch crap. Thankfully we didn’t have to watch both the songs because they were both uneven (we were so giddy).

But it still begs the question: Why do people like these songs?

I mean, what are they about again? Something about Poker Faces (I actually like playing Poker with Monopoly money so I really hated this song) and dancing? Well, both those songs were a ton of Bull-feces.

The lyrics were unbearable, the singing was shitty and I don’t even know why I even stayed in the basement when it was playing.

So, the court of Sweet Feet chooses the verdict with the head chairman YoungBlogger02: LADY GAGA IS A POX UPON HUMANITY!!! I HATE HER FREAKIN’ MUSIC SO D*MN MUCH!!! The chair has spoken.

Signed, sealed and done, YoungBlogger02

The Dreaded…

The Dreaded…

Today I gather my one or two readers to read about my next Dreaded episode. Spellcheck.

Oh, I’d like to roast it on an open fire. There are so many things wrong with it.

5. You Want To Have It
Oh, my God, you don’t have spellcheck so you have to manually read your boring chapter where you know what’s going to happen. I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!

4. You Don’t Want To Have It
      Like me, I don’t want spellcheck. I make up names and last names that are perfectly fine (like my last name) and it says I haven’t spelled it correctly. I mean, they’re saying that I’m not spelling ‘it’ correctly. WHAT THE H*LL!!!! I SPELLED ‘IT’ CORRECTLY!!!! IT’S ONLY TOW LETTERS I-T. SEE!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SPELL IT. (The same with ‘Want’ down there.)

3. When It Gives You Suggestions That You Don’t Want
What?!?!?!!?! I’m saying Robert, not Rupert. I’m saying plane not plain. I’m saying rock not Rick. STOP!!!! SIRI, I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO HELP US!!! WE DON’T CARE!!! AND MY MOTHER’S NOT JEWISH!!!!

2. You’re Writing Something Really Good On Wattpad and Then Spell-Check Says I ‘Like’ You Instead of Love.
      Gee, Siri, way to ruin my character’s beautiful moment.

1. Writing In A Different Language
   Well, Siri, I’m sorry I’m not about to switch your language to Dutch so that I can spell Edme right.

-Sincerely, your Blogger, Therese AKA YoungBlogger02

The Dreaded…

The Dreaded…

How should I start off the first episode my new series of posts………. I know! Let’s start with the one thing everybody talks about! Books.

Well, this is it. The Dreaded… Book.

Now, I must admit that there are some authors that I absolutely love. Like Meg Cabot, etc…. This list is completely biased, and if you don’t agree  with anything I say you can just make your own top four list in the comments.

4. Frontier Earth by Bruce Boxleitner 
Sorry Mr. Boxleitner, but your book HAS to be on my top ten least favorite books. This book was as Sci-Fi-y as you can get and I like the third-person narration but this book was sometimes boring and dragging. The only thing I can honestly say was good about this book was the fact that the author was Tron.
3. Pants On Fire by Meg Cabot 
I’m so sorry, Mrs. Cabot! I’m a sellout! But I have to admit I didn’t like this book as much as some of your other books. There was a lot of things wrong with his. First of all, the cover almost made me not want to read it. I mean, you have to admit, I had to hide the book from my father until my mother could return it to the library. Second of all, the fact that the main character cheats on her loving boyfriend. I know she ended up with Tommy in the end and confessed to something she didn’t do but I still didn’t like it. Third of all, I can’t even remember the main character’s name and I can still remember her best friend’s name and her ex-boyfriend’s name (well, one of them) and her boyfriend’s name. Please, Mrs. Cabot, please explain why you made this book?
2. (Almost) Every Fan-Fiction Posted On Wattpad by Miscellaneous
      Okay! I admit that I read some fan-fiction. But I said ALMOST all the fan-fictions. I like books that are based upon the writer’s ideas and not from Suzanne Collins, Steven Moffat, Peej (Peter Jackson), or J.R.R Tolkien. And even some pop-fic. Like Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, One Direction, JB, or just about any other actor, stupid sing, stupid band.
1. The Modern Faery Tale Series by Holly Black
I don’t even know why I read this series to the very last word. I just wanted to put it the book(s) and scream “I’M DONE!!!” but, because I can never start a book without finishing it, I finished this series. I actually had some hope that Corny would meet some nice lady fairy and become not-gay. But it wasn’t to be. My favorite book in the series* was Valiant. Book two of the series. I absolutely hate these books and I don’t recommend them to anyone.
*Meaning the only one I didn’t thoroughly detest.

Rants–Part 2

Rants– Part 2

I’m sure that everyone has seen Rants– Part 1 (at least I’m hoping you have) and this is the continuation.

  1. The New Amazing Spider-Man
    First item on the agenda. Gwen Stacy is totally going to die soon, Jamie Foxx is Electro and there’s some weird dude playing Harry Osborn (well, another weird dude). I can’t see the point into talking me in to liking the fact that the guy from White House Down is in my third favorite comic book character’s movie. Just, please, for the sake of the viewer (me) please cast someone else as Electro.
  2. Text Talk
    On Wattpad I’ve seen some stories that have Text Talk in them. Why? Because they’re too lazy to write in Jane Austen‘s English. I know that some of you talk like that. Not. So I just want to come out and say it: GTFO f U cant rite lke a reglr prsn. (God, that was so hard to write.)
  3. The “SyFy” Channel
    I’m looking for SCI-FI people!!! Not extra Ys and WWE. I’m looking for stuff like Star Trek: Next Generation. You know what? I’d even settle for LOTR. At least that’s fiction (or it probably could qualify as Sci-Fi. Maybe). or Hunger Games, that’s considered Sci-Fi! Just so I don’t have to see dudes wearing tight pants. *Shudders*
  4. The Craze For Cabbage Patch Kids
    Okay, fine. That was in the 80’s way before I was born. But… why? I don’t see the obsession of having creepy dolls in your house. Especially when you’re old and decrepit and they’ve come to feast on your soul. Like regular creepy dolls do.
  5. The 1D Craze
    Please explain to me why you want to have a poster or a life-size cardboard cut-out of weird boys that, well, suck. And have weird names like-like Zane (ha-ha fangirls, I spelled his name wrong) or Neall (spelled his name wrong, fangirls :P). But I have a burning hate for them. First of all, who cares if they won X-Factor (I assume they were on X-Factor. At least I heard it on the interwebs), who cares about them AT ALL!!! Who, freaking, cares.

Well, that’s all for now, viewers. Brief hiatus until January 4th. Or later because I’m going to have a new sibling soon. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< He/ she deserves the 76 exclamation marks.)

Happy New Year’s

Happy New Year’s

Has anyone ever been alone on New Year’s? Well, if you have I honestly can’t give you sympathy. After all, I have six brothers and sisters.

But that’s not what this is about. The fact is, how many adults go out and drink on New Year’s. And that’s only ONE of the problems.

  • Drinking on New Year’s
    Some people actually walk at night, dips***s. They may be coming home from where they celebrated with family over apple cider and cheese. AND YOU COULD RUN THEM OVER!!!!!!! And also, you know, get arrested by the new version of Robocop that sucks.
  • The big deal with the streamers and party hats.
    This could be due to the fact that some people, I don’t know, drink on New Year’s. But if you’re so drunk what do you care about a bright purple 2014 hat? It’s not like it’s going to give you sexy points because nobody’s sober enough to notice. Go figure.
  • The rich people.
    I. Don’t Get. It. You’re invited to this little shindig at my place. Yeah, you know me. The guy all celebrities know and despise because I think I’m so good-looking and rich. In other words, Donald Trump. But, still, why would you go to this of dudes you only know about because they’re in People. (Though I’m not saying that this will happen to you. Or me for that matter.)
  • I’m going to leave my kids here tonight. They can take care of themselves.
    Why would leave your kids alone in the house, giving them permission to stay up as long as they wanted. You never think to watch the NYC ball drop with them and then tuck them in. No, instead you go out and drink wine that was probably spiked.

Well, that’s it. Maybe. I’ll return next week with my weapon of mass destruction: celebrity rumors.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Santa Clause Is Coming To Town

Ah, Christmas. Eggnog, presents, Peanuts wrapping paper, faux trees, ham. Oh, bliss.

Of course there IS something(s) that really busts my hump about the holidays.

  • The Xbox craze.
    Anybody else see those Walmart ads that say “You can get an Xbox for only $499. Wow!” $499. Seriously? My mother can get like TWENTY presents for less than the price of Xbox. Busts. My. Hump. (But that still doesn’t mean I don’t want one.)
  • The NEW holiday “classics”.
    The NEW holiday “classics” that appear on TV, taking up valuable space where you could be showing Die Hard, Iron Man 3, and basically any other Shane Black movie. You could be showing little boys and girls the true meaning of Christmas: Robert Downey Jr., Bruce Willis, holding a shotgun to people’s heads to make them carol, and machine guns. F*** yes.
  • Green bean casserole. *Insert shudder.*
    I like green beans, sure. Not canned green beans with cream of mushroom soup and no French’s onions on it, either. It’s not like my family has it every year for Christmas. But a word of advice, Do Not Eat It.
  • Elf On The Shelf.
    My mother has an Elf On The Shelf. The one that has no story and the one that doesn’t look creepy. Now, this new and “improved” Elf On The Shelf comes with a book, a movie and a female companion (the makers stole that from Doctor Who. Except for the fact that the chick looks exactly like the dude. And Catherine Tate is awesome). Now, all this is creepy (‘Specially the girl) but what’s creepier is the fact that parents sometimes do the Elf On The Shelf. You know, move him so it gives the illusion that he’s going to the North Pole to tell Santa about how good Timmy has been. This thing is wrong in and of itself. Has no one listened to Smokey Robinson. “HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS IF YOU BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE.” I rest my case.

That’s all for now. Next up: New Year’s. Merry freaking Christmas everyone!

Rants

Rants

The rants people post on Wattpad are almost always true. The video rants from Angry Nerd are almost always true, too (although he didn’t have to diss Doctor Who’s awesome bow-tie. Bow-ties are way better the scarves. Period).

I’m not going to post this rant on Wattpad because that’s just for my stories.

This rant is about me being plain furious with pop culture today.

Problem 1. Sparkly vampires.

Sparkly vampires. Spar-ka-ly vam-pie-res. The whole sentence makes me shudder. The problem with this is: I like fierce vampires that have no heart, so Buffy can completely kill them. Sure, I’ve never actually watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer, so I don’t know if the vampires are actually mean and heartless. All I know is Joss Whedon made it. What I’m saying is: Vampires should be like Count Dracula. Mean, heartless, and have an awesome cape.

Problem 2. Clichés

#STOPSUMMERSBERRY. Arcticstars was right about everything in her book Worst Story On Wattpad. Every main character has the same color eyes, same colored hair, and the same social status. Now, I’m not saying that I want to copy a story sometimes. But when people have no moral barriers keeping them from copying another person’s book. That’s just wacko.

I’m straying from the point, though: Clichés are everywhere. From werewolves and vampires. To player meets good girl. Katrocks247’s How To Be Cliché is true in and of itself. Only, this time, the story’s an original idea, and humorous. It’s cliché. Yet not.

Problem 3. Rants about rants.

The rants about other rants get on my nerves. The rant is there, because someone wanted to voice their thoughts and how many things get on their nerves. They have freedom of speech, people! Stop ranting about someone not liking the Twilight series. And then name names. You, my angry friends, need to make a rant about what you DON’T like. And I don’t mean ranting about the rants. Just make a rant about what you hate.

Now, I’m too lazy to make anything else. Social networking is calling my name.
– Therese