Let’s Just Say That This Is An Excuse
As I now have three blogs (including this one) and one I’m currently working on, I won’t be updating this blog. Like, for a month or so. So, I just want to tell you that I’m MAKING SURE TO UPDATE MY OTHER BLOGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE, LIKE, FIVE POSTS (less with It’s Just My Opinion) AND THIS HAS about…. I don’t know. A lot more than the other ones, though.
As tomorrow marks the two-month anniversary of my blog, I’d like to start with a celebration…. And this means a speech written in third-person.
YoungBlogger02 sat down at the laptop, her fingers aimed at the keys. She looked down at the eight subscribers she had and continued to write her short speech.
“Tomorrow marks the bi-monthly anniversary of this glorious blog known as Sweet Feet (My feet aren’t actually sweet.) where I have held great pride when posting.
I have changed my blog’s title twice in hopes of getting more followers (on Wattpad, I have 49) but there is one that I have finally stuck with: Sweet Feet.
I know that some of my posts are long and some of my posts are shorter than you’d like but they still are all near and dear to my heart. And I hope you all know that I mostly just post on Mom’s laptop.”
She bowed as the audience clapped, her head filled with emotions. Well, if you can count snark as an emotion. She couldn’t wait to unleash that the next day.
Now, when I started planning this blog I had a metal mouth. (Below.)
It looks ghastly, doesn’t it? I think it does.
But when I finally made it, I already had a retainer and an acute obsession for owls. But what I could tell, I was going to be an amazing blogger. I was going to be a WordPress Champion. Sure, that hasn’t happened yet but it will in the future.
-Sincerely, your snarky blogger, Therese AKA YoungAuthor02